your idol? i hope you’re not serious. i’m pretty lame
i have pulled a muscle in my back and my hand (that has a titanium screw in it) really fucking hurts too. what the fuck is wrong with me? i think IV morphine is the only thing that will help
Someone tried to sell me jesus at work today. I wasn’t buying.
Why are all these annoying christians still here? Where’s all the fire and brimstone? What a jip. I want a refund
the end of the world is tomorrow! can’t wait
it’s a perfect day to give the car a wash. my car really needs a name
can’t wait for this dude’s new ep
I got too used to taking afternoon naps on my days off now i can hardly stay awake. Going to mainline a redbull
So we snuck into “fast five” while waiting for thor to start. Man what a steaming pile of rotting colon mud that thing is. Not that it should come as a surprise or anything.
i need to clean the living room, do the dishes, clean lucy’s litterbox, shower, eat breakfast and/or lunch and study for my finals tomorrow.
so far i have managed to lay in bed reading tina fey’s book and eating honey roasted peanuts.
What do you mean i missed the eurovision song contest? Fuck
Do i go watch nazi dust tomorrow or study for finals? Decisions, decisions